July 30th, 2002

Adrasteius: Really?  Really.

(no subject)

MOM: The only girl I'd rather have as my daughter is [the girl next door]. She's sweet, and kind, and she sings, AND she's a cheerleader.
ME: Mom, you're a bitch.
MOM: So what does that make you?
ME: Daughter of a bitch?
MOM: I never knew you were such a comedian.
ME: I am HILARIOUS.

MOM: Are you a Christian?
ME: No.
MOM: Are you an atheist?
ME: No.
MOM: Are you a JEW?
ME: Yes, Mom, I'm a Jew.

Someone save me. n_n
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