CLARIS: I'm a weak willed, overly passive doormat.
SEAN: I'm a raging psychopath with a mysterious past. Let's be friends!
SEAN'S MYSTERIOUS PAST: ::bites him in the ass::
KURUMA: My life is a black pit of blackness.
YAMARI: Shut up and do what I say.
KURUMA: Thank you for your kind remonitions, master!
SINCLAIR: Murder is fun! Whee!
MAYAVADA: Sometimes not even I know what the hell I'm doing.
SATTVA: My God. I'm going to murder all of you.
METEA: I think I'm the only person here with anything even resembling sense.
KAITLYN: I'm the leader of my Sailor team, but I have a problem leading. Or fighting. Or doing anything detrimental to the villainous cause, really. Although they do tend to fall in love with me a lot.
JADA: Too bad they're all losers!