a shyness that is criminally vulgar (lynstraine) wrote,
a shyness that is criminally vulgar
lynstraine

Ruthlessly stolen from Ghost, my projects in Story a Minute form! (Though mildly censored to avoid spoilers)

CLARIS PROJECT

CLARIS: I'm a weak willed, overly passive doormat.

SEAN: I'm a raging psychopath with a mysterious past. Let's be friends!

CLARIS: Okay.

SEAN'S MYSTERIOUS PAST: ::bites him in the ass::

SEAN: Goddammit!

KARMA SLAVE

KURUMA: My life is a black pit of blackness.

YAMARI: Shut up and do what I say.

KURUMA: Thank you for your kind remonitions, master!

SINCLAIR: Murder is fun! Whee!

MAYAVADA: Sometimes not even I know what the hell I'm doing.

SATTVA: My God. I'm going to murder all of you.

METEA: I think I'm the only person here with anything even resembling sense.


CLARITY

KAITLYN: I'm the leader of my Sailor team, but I have a problem leading. Or fighting. Or doing anything detrimental to the villainous cause, really. Although they do tend to fall in love with me a lot.

JADA: Too bad they're all losers!
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  • beep

    i still read my friends list on the regular but i mostly exist over on tumblr these days! also twitter.

  • hello

    IS ANYBODY OUT THERE? Anyway, I am reviving my old site! On it, I have posted what's completed of Familiar--the rest of chapter 2 and all of…

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